Rayuan Gombal
Banyak cara cowok buat untuk mendapatkan simpati dari cewek incerannya, kayaknya cowok dikasih kelebihan ini buat menaklukan cewek, salah satunya 'ngerayu', berikut ada beberapa contoh rayuan gombal yang gue dapat dari e-mail temen gue kemaren:
cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...
cowo: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbaknya manis sih..
Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak ngetop):p
Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu mengaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
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Dari bule sono:
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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(This is a good one !)
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
Tuh kan, kl udah baca pasti sambil senyum-senyum gitu , tapi boleh koq diambil sebagai tips buat yang mau ngerayu cewek inceran..
Good Luck, Bro !!
cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...
cowo: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbaknya manis sih..
Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"
And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak ngetop):p
Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu mengaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
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Dari bule sono:
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
-----------------------------------------------------
M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
-----------------------------------------------------------------
M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
----------------------------------------
M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
------------------------------------------------------
(This is a good one !)
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
Tuh kan, kl udah baca pasti sambil senyum-senyum gitu , tapi boleh koq diambil sebagai tips buat yang mau ngerayu cewek inceran..
Good Luck, Bro !!
Beuh... O_o Idih.. ga banget deh.. kalo ada cowok kaya gitu ke gw, langsung gw usir pake sapu lidi, trus gw timpuk pake batu.. halah.. gombal banget da ah.. wulan.. dilawan.. hehehe.. tp kalo niat n tulus sih, gpp ^_*
** kabur takut ditimpuk ma iman..
Posted by
Lanthz |
4:21 PM, February 21, 2006
emang wulan blm pernah ya di rayu sama co? kl udah ngerasain pasti yg ada ga bakalan ngusir pake sapu lidi....hehehe..percaya deh, emang co itu gombal...!!
Posted by
Iman N |
9:13 AM, February 22, 2006
mantaappp gan 2e rayuan he3
co2k dh klo 2 hari gak kerja
hasilx mngesankan<<<>>>>baca 2e
Posted by
blogger |
8:26 PM, June 17, 2011